Chinese censors went into panic mode in a rush to block footage of Russian President Vladimir Putin toward President Xi Jinping’s wife.
At an APEC event to watch the fireworks in Beijing on Monday night, Russian President Vladimir Putin offered Xi’s wife, Peng Liyuan, his coat on a chilly night – a common occurrence in Russia where people presumably freeze to death all the time. A smiling Ms Peng accepted the offer, but removed the shawl only seconds later, replacing it with her own black jacket. A little overly chivalrous maybe, but Putin was hardly putin the moves on her. I mean, it’s not like he tried giving her a shoulder rub… Bush.
Nevertheless, the moment quickly went viral on Weibo and other Chinese social media. Chinese citizens began to make a series of off-color, critical jokes about the First Lady and the world’s manliest, shirtless bear-riding leader after watching footage of the gesture on state broadcaster CCTV.
“Our first lady is a charming one indeed,”
“The foreign hostile forces just cannot stand it, and must have its hands on it,” joked another.
“Like Putin. He is truly a man. He is the heart throb for many women. Cool!”
“All Obama and Xi can do is watch.”
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“China体彩手机在线怎么下载 is traditionally conservative on public interaction between unrelated men and women, and the public show of consideration by Putin may provide fodder for jokes, which the big boss probably does not like,”
China体彩手机在线怎么下载 and Russia have been eager to showcase their increasingly close economic ties, but I don’t think this is the kind of closeness Xi Jinping had in mind…
With pro-democracy protests raging in Hong Kong, Chinese authorities aren’t taking any chances when it comes to security for its National Day holiday on Wednesday. Unfortunately, for 10,000 pigeons, this means their anuses must be probed.
The 10,000 pigeons, who were released today in celebration of National Day, were first forced to go through an for suspicious objects.
“Their wings, tail-feathers, even their anuses must be carefully checked,” an unnamed state security officer told the Legal Evening News.
The great pigeon inspection took place at the Yuetan city sports centre in western Beijing on Tuesday evening. The reports did not clarify what “suspicious objects” the inspectors were looking for, but obviously pigeons are known for hiding bombs in their beaks and guns up their bums.
The violated birds were then packed onto a truck and sent to Tiananmen Square in Beijing where authorities inspected them a second time. Once every bird anus had been inspected twice over, the “symbols of peace” were released at sunrise in a ceremony to celebrate the 65th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China体彩手机在线怎么下载.
So far, no bird-related terrorist attacks have been reported. Success!
While cities like Toronto are struggling to get a few bike lanes, city authorities in Chongqing, China体彩手机在线怎么下载, havefor pedestrians who use their phones while walking.
Local officials in the city of Chongqing were sick and tired of pedestrians distracted by their phones and constantly bumping into someone or something. Since moving as far away from China体彩手机在线怎么下载 as possible wasn’t a viable option, the city divided a sidewalk on one of its busiest streets into two lanes – one for cellphone users and the other for the cellphone-less.
There are white lines painted on the pavement, which clearly distinguish the lanes for cellphone users and those wanting to walk at a quicker/normal pace. How pedestrians so distracted by their phones that they are constantly bumping into things will be able to stay within the white lines or even notice the existence of the lane in the first place is still undetermined.
The 100-foot stretch of sidewalk, located in a popular tourist spot in the southwest Chinese city, is also accompanied by warning signs to remind pedestrians that “it is best not to play with your phone while walking”.
“There are lots of elderly people and children in our street, and walking with your cellphone may cause unnecessary collisions here,” , a marketing official with Meixin Group, which manages the area in the city’s entertainment zone.
It seems that plan may have backfired though. The cellphone friendly sidewalk has now become something of a tourist attraction in Chongqing, with tourists stopping to take hundreds of photos of the new idea – on their cellphones of course.
In between dancing and fighting his way through a series of absurd situations.
The parody video shows Kim Jong Un being kicked to the ground by President Obama after pirouetting through a ballet studio, dancing with Russian President Vladimir Putin, doing “the Carleton”, and acting as a dance-loving member of the grounds crew at a baseball game.
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, a South Korean newspaper, officials in Pyongyang are reportedly furious about the 3 and a half minute video because it “seriously compromises Kim’s dignity and authority.” I think his haircut alone is enough to compromise his dignity, but whatever.
The newspaper goes on to say that after North Korea asked China体彩手机在线怎么下载 to stop the video from spreading, “Beijng was unable to oblige.” Unable or unwilling?
If mocking a dancing Kim Jong Un is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Looks like smog isn’t the only health-hazard the Chinese have to watch out for…
A Shanghai meat supplier is being investigated for selling expired beef and chicken to fast-food joints – and to make matters even worse, the bubonic plague is back.
Chinese branches of McDonald’s, KFC, Pizza Hut, Burger King, and even Starbucks (noooo!) have stopped using meat from a supplier in Shanghai following A Chinese broadcaster has accused meat supplier Husi Food Co. of repackaging expired beef and chicken with new dates.
The Shanghai Municipal Food and Drug Administration said it had “decided to investigate claims of the alleged use of expired raw food material production and the processing of it in food”.
China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s investigation of Husi Food Co. prompted the FDA to seal off the company’s factories for further inspection.
But expired re-processed meat is the least of concerns for the 30,000 residents of Yumen, China体彩手机在线怎么下载 who are not allowed to leave the city after a last week. A 38-year-old contracted the diseased after coming in contact with a dead marmot and feeding it to his dog. He developed a fever and died shortly after and now a huge chunk of the city has been sealed off from the rest of the country体彩手机在线怎么下载. Plus, 151 people have been quarantined after coming into direct contact with the man who contracted the disease.
The plague, which killed tens of millions of people throughout Europe during the 14th century, affects about 1,000 to 3,000 people every year, but bubonic plague outbreaks are rare in China体彩手机在线怎么下载. Unless of course you find a dead marmot and decide to chop it up and feed it to your dog…
Not long after police arrested hundreds of protesters in Hong Kong for demanding more democracy, Beijing decided to crack down on Ramadan too.
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For sale: Swett, North Dakota. If you’ve got $400,000 lying around and love trailer parks, listen up: Lance Benson, the sole owner of Swett, an unincorporated hamlet in Bennett County about two hours southeast of Rapid City, is putting the whole town up for sale. For the low, low price of $400k you can own the local Swett bar, a workshop, three trailers, a single house, and 6.16 acres of prime prairie real estate. With a population of two, Swett, North Dakota boasts a few lovely ramshackle buildings along U.S. Highway 18. But its prize possession is the Swett Tavern, a well known gathering place for a small army of local cowboys and wheatgrowers. So far no one is biting, but it’s safe to say the first order of business for the new owners will be a name change. Rapid City Journal
The U.S. Justice Department filed criminal charges Monday against five Chinese military officials for hacking American companies in nuclear power, metals, and solar products industries – the first cyber-espionage case of its kind.
The Chinese hackers allegedly used military and intelligence facilities to commit cyber espionage against U.S. companies, stealing trade secrets and internal documents. Attorney General Eric Holder said the alleged breaches were “significant” and demanded “an aggressive response”.
“Enough is enough,” Holder said. “It is our hope that the Chinese government will respect our criminal justice system.”
China体彩手机在线怎么下载 is known around town as one of the worst perpetrators of using cyber spying to gather information and steal trade secrets. And the U.S. is sick and tired of it.
The only problem is, America needs its own hackers to fight off the Chinese hackers. And apparently all our hackers are stoners…
On Monday – the same day the US charged Chinese officials with cyber espionage – FBI director James Comey told an audience at the White Collar Crime Institute about the agency’s stoner problem.
Here’s the dilemma: the FBI needs to hire qualified hackers to add to its cyber crime division, but it also will not hire anyone who’s smoked weed in the past three years. Turns out smoking weed goes hand in hand with the ability to stare at code for hours on end without going completely insane and now there’s a shortage of FBI-eligible hackers.
“I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals, and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” Comey said.
Comey added that the agency is “grappling with the question right now.”
After Comey’s remarks got out, the FBI director was forced to backpeddle a little bit.
“I am absolutely dead-set against using marijuana,” Comey clarified. “I did not say that I am going to change that ban.”
Although he did admit that the FBI is thinking about changing it…
If the non-stoner hacker pool is that small and the FBI is dead-set against the Chinese stealing US secrets, Comey might want to first put his energy behind the push for marijuana legalization and then focus on the cyber-sabotage. Might be faster.
The Chinese government is cracking down on everything the Chinese love: hookers, gambling and drug use. OK, not everything the Chinese love – pirated DVDs and spitting on the street are still fair game.
Struggling to get a hold on its, China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s Ministry of Public Security on the sex trade – in addition to other vices.
The first step in the nationwide sweep began on Feb. 10 in the southern city of Dongguan, known as China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s “sin city”. Dongguan, a manufacturing hub overflowing with migrant workers, has long tolerated prostitution as a way of life. Until now. 6,000 officers were dispatched to China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s sex capital last week to carry out a series of raids on hotels, karaoke bars, nightclubs, saunas and massage parlours – the usual places hookers gather.
The hooker crackdown, referred to as the “sweep yellow” campaign, spread to 16 Chinese cities over the last week, resulting in 1,000 detained suspects and a potential dip in the Chinese economy, where prostitution accounts for six to eight percent of the GDP. Since the “yellow sweep” began police units across China体彩手机在线怎么下载 have investigated almost 1,500 prostitution related cases, uncovered 73 criminal gangs, arrested more than 500 people and shut down more than 2,400 sites where sex was on sale.
The recent crackdown on hookers is part of Communist Party leader Xi Jinping’s larger anti-corruption goals. Xi is determined to eliminate the sex industry and push his conservative and purity-based values on the rest of the country体彩手机在线怎么下载 – one hooker at a time.
The only problem? It’s often the well-connected residents, government officials, and bribe hungry police officers who most enjoy the benefits of China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s “sin city”. So… not sure how that will work out, but my best guess is not well.
A Chinese doctor has been sentenced to death for stealing newborn babies and selling them to child traffickers.
Zhang Shuxia ,the baby-stealing obstetrician, was found guilty of abducting and selling seven babies in Fuping County, in the Shaanxi province of China体彩手机在线怎么下载.
“Though Zhang Shuxia confessed, her behaviour violated both professional and social ethics, had an extremely bad social impact, and the circumstance of the crimes were grave,” the court said.
But how did Zhang Shuxia go about stealing babies? They’re kind of a hard thing to misplace…Well, here’s her scheme: Zhang would trick the parents into giving up their newborns by convincing them the infants had incurable diseases or deformities. Zhang would then go on the sell the babies to traffickers for as much as $3,600 per baby. Sneaky…
Zhang sold seven babies to child traffickers between November 2011 and July 2013, including a pair of twins, before one set of parents became suspicious and reported the case to police.
After the police picked up on Zhang’s baby-stealing, money-making scheme, six of the babies were returned to their parents. The other one – not so lucky. Apparently the trafficker presumed the seventh baby was dead on arrival and threw the sick child into a garbage ditch, never to be found again.
Meanwhile, Zhang Shuxia will also be presumed dead – but not until two years time. Zhang was granted a two-year reprieve from her death sentence, although suspended death sentences are typically reduced to life in prison.
What does the fox say? Probably something along the lines of “stop eating me, Chinese discount shoppers.”
Walmart is recalling donkey meat from some of its stores in China体彩手机在线怎么下载 after the Shandong Food and Drug Administration said their famous “Five Spice” donkey meat contained fox meat. Yes, cats, dogs and donkeys are fair game in China体彩手机在线怎么下载 – but fox meat crosses the line.
Donkey meat is not a Chinese staple meat dish, but is commonly eaten as a snack. In fact, the donkey snack is so popular that in 2011 China体彩手机在线怎么下载 slaughtered 2.4 million donkeys for food.
And who would have thought that Walmart wouldn’t sell the highest quality of donkey meat? Probably everyone who lives in China体彩手机在线怎么下载 and has read about all the recent food scares. Tainted milk scandals and recycled “gutter oil” stories have pretty much undermined Chinese consumer’s confidence in the food supply chain – and Walmart is no exception. This isn’t the first time Chinese Walmarts have been investigated for selling questionable meat. In 2011, Walmart was fined for selling duck meat past its expiry date in China体彩手机在线怎么下载.
But Walmart, worried that the latest fox meat scandal could dent it’s reputation for quality in China体彩手机在线怎么下载’s $1 trillion food and grocery market, is taking action to reassure shoppers, including a setting-up a team to investigate the incident and strengthening its food safety rules.
“We are deeply sorry for this whole affair,” said Wal-Mart’s China体彩手机在线怎么下载 president and CEO Greg Foran, “It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management.”
That was deep.