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            Archive | March, 2013

            Happy Easter From Reagan Plus Cats

            Happy Easter R+Cats

            Fox News Invents a War on Easter

            War on Easter

            Because the war on Christmas is still 9 months away and Fox News needs to fill the air with something, there is now a war on Easter.

            Bill O’Reilly took it upon himself to start the war on Easter rants last week on his show, the O’Reilly Factor. According to O’Reilly, we won the war on Christmas (really?) and now we must protect Judeo-Christian traditions by winning the war on Easter.

            O’Reilly was angry about the decision of five public school districts to rename Easter eggs and bunnies spring eggs and spring bunnies.

            Why is this war on Easter happening?

            Because “secular progressives are running wild with President Obama in the White House. They feel unchained, liberated, and they are trying to diminish any form of religion.”

            In a weird twist, O’Reilly also insinuates that if we don’t stop the war on Easter, women will be running around having abortions for any reason at any time. Just like they do in Canada. Ummm… I’m pretty sure that’s not true… but that’s a whole other issue.

            The Easter issue also after the principal of one Alabama elementary school instructed teachers not to have events linked to Christianity because one classroom could represent as many as six different religions.

            “Kids love the bunny and we just make sure we don’t say ‘the Easter bunny’ so that we don’t infringe on the rights of others because people relate the Easter bunny to religion; a bunny is a bunny and a rabbit is a rabbit.”

            The Fox news hosts argued that schools should be able to have the Easter Bunny and Easter eggs because it doesn’t have anything really to do with Easter.

            “This is how it becomes so ridiculous,” Host Gretchen Carlson said, “Let’s just call it Easter and move on. Next week, you don’t have to worry about it.”

            Yes, next week the war of Easter will be over. Until Fox needs something to talk about next year.

            Stealth Bombers Over South Korea… and Other News.

            Stealth Bombers

            Kim Jong-un wets his pants as US stealth bombers fly over South Korea. The US has flown two B-2 stealth bombers over South Korea as part of a joint military drill to prove its forces could conduct “long-range, precision strikes quickly and at will”. This show of force will likely further enrage North Korea who has already threatened nuclear strikes against the US and South Korea. Washington and Seoul say the drills are routine and defensive but North Korea isn’t known for underreacting…

            for homicide. Their parents must be very proud.


            Current Event Cat of the Day

            Current Event Cat - Brazilian DR

            Current Event Cat of the Day:

            Brazilian doctor Virginia Soares de Souza has been charged with killing seven patients in order to free up hospital beds in an intensive care unit, according to a Health Ministry investigator. The Brazilian investigator also said that De Souza for as many as 300 deaths.

            Prosecutors say that the 56-year-old De Souza and her medical team administered muscle-relaxing drugs to patients at the Evangelical Hospital in the southern city of Curitiba, then lowered their oxygen supplies, causing them to die of asphyxiation.

            Secret tapes of De Souza’s phone conversations revealed her motives:

            “I want to clear the intensive care unit. It’s making me itch,” she said in one recording.

            Three other doctors, three nurses and a physiotherapist who worked under De Souza have also been charged with murder and there are still many more cases to look into.

            Via: Current Event Cats

            The Pope is Slumming it… and Other News.

            The Pope

            The Pope is slumming it. Pope Francis, known for taking the bus and , has shunned the regal papal apartment that sits on top of the Apostolic Palace. Instead, he opted for a simple Vatican 体彩手机在线怎么下载 alongside other clergy. The pope is currently staying in a simple two-room flat in Domus Santa Martha. His decision to stay in the humble abode is consistent with his desire for the religion to become a ‘poor church, for the poor’ and to prioritise disadvantaged groups. Well, he’s certainly making Pope Benedict sound like a dick.

            being like this…..


            Underwear Companies are Vying for Jon Hamm’s Junk

            Jon Hamm

            Apparently, everyone wants in Jon Hamm’s pants. Two major underwear companies have sought out the well-endowed actor with offers to cover up his junk with their product.

            Jon Hamm, who enjoys going commando, caused quite a stir last week when people began noticing a rather large bulge in many photos of the Mad Men star. After pictures of Jon Hamm’s bulging package made the Internet rounds, it that Hamm was “politely” asked to wear underwear during his Mad Men scenes to hide the bulge caused by the era’s snug trousers and shorts. Apparently, Hamm’s bulge was so prominent it forced the show’s marketing team to Photoshop everything from billboards to promotional posters for Mad Men.

            Hamm, it seems, was none too pleased with his penis press,

            “They’re called privates for a reason… But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

            Now Hamm’s junk has the attention of two major underwear companies: Fruit of the Loom and Jockey.

            “Jockey would like to offer our support for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear,” a rep for Jockey

            Not to be outdone, Fruit of the Loom responded:

            “We want people to be themselves. And if going commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered.

            If Jon Hamm does take the underwear companies up on their offer, it will not only be bad news for women everywhere but also for the tumblr site which has been posting photos for over two year.


            Tucson Gun Giveaway: What Could Go Wrong? Answer: Everything.

            Tucson Guns Guns Guns

            Shaun McClusky, a failed Republican mayoral candidate, plans to give away dozens of free shotguns in Tucson, Arizona.

            Could it be? A worse mayoral candidate than Toronto’s Rob Ford? Yes!

            Shaun McClusky that he was leading a Tucson chapter of the Armed Citizen Project, which launched in Houston earlier this year with a mandate to prove that more guns mean less crime. McClusky has already raised $12,000 in pledges, enough to arm at least three dozen people.

            What better way to reduce gun violence than to hand out free shotguns! Sounds like someone has been spending their spare time listening to Wayne LaPierre. And what better place to hand out free guns than in Tuscon, the same town where former U.S. Representive Gabrielle Giffords and 18 other people were shot. Very appropriate!

            When asked if the Armed Citizens Project was hesitant to take its message to Tucson, executive director Kyle Coplen said, “Nope.”

            The Tucson program will target the high-crime neighbourhoods of Pueblo Gardens, Midvale Park and the Grant-Campbell area. Participants in these areas will receive a $350 package that includes a background check, training course, cleaning kit, shotgun and ammunition. Oh, I guess if they have a training class, everything will be fine.

            But not everyone agrees with this foolproof plan to reduce crime.

            “For someone to say it makes sense to be giving away loaded shotguns in high-crime areas is absolute lunacy,” Ward 6 Councilman Steve Kozachik told the Tucson Weekly. “These people have lost their minds.”



            Even Bill O’Reilly is Down with Gay Marriage

            Bill O'Reilly

            Fox News host Bill O’Reilly claims that gay marriage opponents have a weak argument and are basically a bunch of bible thumpers.

            On the O’Reilly Factor last night, the conservative host discussed the ongoing Supreme Court cases regarding same-sex marriage with his colleague Megyn Kelly. Both O’Reilly and Kelly agreed that public poicy should not be determined by religion and arguments against same sex marriage were not very persuasive once the religious aspect was removed. Who knew Bill O’Reilly would come out in favour of gay marriage? Well, he’s not necessarily “in favour”, but he says he doesn’t really care one way or another… I’ll take it!

            “I agree with you 100 percent, the compelling argument is on the side of homosexuals,” O’Reilly said. “That is where the compelling argument is. We’re Americans, we just want to be treated like everybody else.”

            “That’s a compelling argument, and to deny that you’ve got to have a very strong argument on the other side. And the other side hasn’t been able to do anything but thump the Bible.”

            “I support civil unions, I always have,” he added. “The gay marriage thing, I don’t feel that strongly about it one way or the other. I think the states should do it.”

            Attention gay marriage opponents: when Bill O’Reilly starts to sound more reasonable than you, it’s time to start second-guessing yourself. I’m talking to you, .

            Of course, it wouldn’t be a true Bill O’Reilly segment if he didn’t take a jab at the Democrats. He calls both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama “phonies” and “sleazy politicians” for changing their opinions on gay marriage based on public support.

            Here’s the clip:


            Current Event Cat of the Day

            Current Event Cat - Gay

            Current Event Cat of the Day:

            The US Supreme Court will about striking down the Defense of Marriage Act. DOMA defines a marriage as a union between a man and a woman only. The 1996 law prohibits federal agencies from recognizing same-sex marriages and denies federal benefits to same-sex couples.

            In a sign of how far public opinion has come on the issue, DOMA passed with overwhelming majorities in both Houses of Congress shortly before it was signed into law by President Bill Clinton. Clinton has since reversed his opinion and asked the court to strike it down.

            On Tuesday California’s Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage, was discussed by the nine justices. The court seems to lean towards not making any kind of ruling on Prop 8. Some justices were wary of veering intowhile others were hesitant to rule because gay-marriage is . Rulings in both cases are expected before the end of June.


            And in Other News…

            What Reagan Missed: Other News of the Day

            Other News - Toronto Star vs Ford

            The Toronto Star/Mayor Ford feud continues. The Toronto Star reported that mayor/butterball Rob Ford was asked to leave a military gala last month because of public drunkenness. A committee member said “he seemed either drunk, high or had a medical condition.” Rob Ford that he has a serious problem with alcohol and his staff wants him in rehab. He also went off on a Toronto Star-hating rant. The public intoxication story came out just weeks after the major was accused of groping former rival candidate Sarah Thomson.

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